This is not a war ravaged country, just a Port Jervis NY parade

Parade SpectatorSubject: A WAR DAMAGED COUNTRY IT IS THE SAD LITTLE CHIDREN ARE JUST OUT ENJOYING TIME SPENT IN PORT JERVIS N Y
Date: Saturday, July 12, 2014 6:43 PM

THIS IS GOOD OLD FUN IN PORT JERVIS NY! HERE A REAL SHOT GUN DOES COME IN HANDY. SINCE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONES TO GET HELP IS BY DOING IT YOURSELF. EVEN THE LITTLE ONES FEEL A LITTLE SAFER ! THEY PROBABLY HAVE NEVER SEEN A PATROL CAR GO BY LET ALONE ONE WALKING HIS ROUNDS FOR THE DAY. THE MAIN DETECTIVE MIKE MYER’S IS BUSY ALL THE TIME LIKE IN MY CASE HE WAS OUT ALL AROUND WARNING PEOPLE TAKING PICTURES OF THE INFAMOUS DESECRATED TOMBSTONE THAT THEY WILL BE ARRESTED IF
ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ONE OF HIS BUDDIES TOMBSTONES! I’M LATE I’M LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE OF HOW THEY ARE MAKING SURE 24/7 THAT MR . ROHNER HAS NOTHING TO FEAR “WE ALL WILL BE ON GUARD’ WE ARE AFRAID OF HER TO! BUT WE GOT YOUR BACK BUDDY. WE HAVE GOTTEN A WARRANT OF PROTECTION OUT FOR HER. IMAGINE
HER BEING UPSET BY SUCH A TRIVIAL THING WE DON’T LIKE
HAVING HER PUTTING ANY MORE FOREIGN NAMES ON HER OWN TOMBSTONE EITHER.” BY THE WAY WHERE DID THIS ROHNER NAME COME FROM. WE KNOW MAYBE YOUR ANCESTORS CAME OVER ON THE MAYFLOWER I BET I’M RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONE . YOU CAN SAY NO BUT WE KNOW THEY PROBABLY DID AND IT’S RIGHT IN THE SOCIAL REGISTER WE ALL KNOW YOU NEVER LIE DO YOU! WOW THIS IS TOO MUCH WE DID NOT KNOW ABOUT. MAYBE WE SHOULD DEDICATE THE TAJ MAHAL OOPS I MEANT THAT BIG FIREHOUSE TO YOU. WE LIKE HANGING OUT THERE SO MUCH WITH YOU LIVING JUST DOWN THE STREET WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES WHEN MEASURING FIRETRUCKS IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME ANYWAY YOU JUST MADE A MISTAKE THAT’S ALL,AND A GOOD ONE FOR YOU TO KEEP ONLY MEMBERS OF YOUR DIVISION IN. WE KNOW ONLY THE RIGHT PEOPLE GET IN THERE. THEY DESERVED IT FOR DOING SO MUCH MORE THAN THE OTHER DIVISIONS. THAT’S JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME JIMMY!!
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